Lance Manion is the author of four short story collections: Merciful Flush, Results May Vary, The Ball Washer and his latest, Homo sayswhaticus. He contributes to many online flash fiction sites and blogs daily on his website www.lancemanion.com. He was born to neither run nor be wild and finds the na at the end of banana as annoying as you would if it were bananana. The only time he would ever want to hear the words "Here comes Honey Boo Boo" is if he were working at a morgue.
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Brad Pitt's apocalypse: "World War Z'
Hands off my zombies, Brad!
The movie version of World War Z glosses over the zombies that made the book interesting and replaces them with derivative action sequences. It was almost painful to watch the bastardization of a genre so near and dear to my heart.
What I learned from "Rocky Horror'
A would-be faggot comes of age: How Rocky Horror changed my life
I wasn't gay in high school, but I was a freak— and The Rocky Horror Picture Show endowed my circle of freaks with a transcendent sense of our value. Or was it the other way around?